Why go with a calendar that has stunning landscapes or inspirational quotes, when you can have BUTTS!? Who the hell knows what 2026 has in store for us; but with this calendar, you can guarantee a bit of spice and high-quality 300DPI 🍑 in your year.

Each month features a stunningly rendered scenes showcasing achingly handsome men with their bubble butts stealing the spotlight. From a Scandinavian hunk lounging by the fire to a Native American adonis in fall foliage (he's kind of just laying in his front yard, but I promise it's sweat-inducing 🌶️🌶️🌶️). Whether you're looking to spark laughter or...something else, you'll want this on your wall. Right next to that box of tissues.